Hey....Hi....i don't know you really, but i don't like you....you see that's not normal for me...usually, if i don't know you i assume you're a decent cat, a stand up dude...but you, nah, you're not that. i know what you're thinking, "you don't know me" yeah, you're right, but i know ABOUT you, and i know guys LIKE you. i have to say, you make us all look bad.
Since I don't know you, and since I AM a stand up dude, i'm going to do you a favor. i will tell you what's expected of you, and i already assume you have a tiny attention span, so, for both of our sakes i'm going to keep it really, REALLY(the second REALLY is all for you) simple. are you ready?? got your pencil out?? i think you need to write this down, so you don't forget. ok?? ok.
its respect. yep, plain and simple. side note, i'm not really a fan or Aretha Franklin, but if this blog had theme music, it would be Respect by Aretha....i don't dislike her honestly, but it's the whole DIVA thing...but...oh did i lose you with that tangent?? anyway, like i was saying, respect. its really simple. let's make it SUPER simple, treat her the same way you want to be treated. you understand that, right??
now, i know what you're thinking. "what are you gonna do about it??" Honestly, and i'm at least that, honest...nothing...i wont do a thing....all talk you say, perhaps....but lets look at it this way...if i did to you what you did to her and her friend, you'd probably call the police or something...and to be honest, you're not worth it, at all...nope....the other thing is this,i care about them too much to make any kind of of bold, foolish gesture...she knows im here....its cool....and i respect HER too much...oh there is that word again, i hope you wrote it down...
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